"Tomorrow night Barack Obama is buying a half-hour commercial on CBS, NBC and
Fox. Not on ABC, though. I think it is because they've got `Dancing with the
Stars.' 
That's where viewers can watch an elderly person make a fool out of themselves
and then get voted out of the competition. Which is completely different from
the election, of course."  

"In this election, Obama is so far ahead now it seems the only way he can lose
is if his supporters screw it up. But Obama's supporters have a secret
weakness. They're Democrats. They are perfectly capable of screwing this up.
I'm not sure if Democrats remember how to win an election. They haven't won an
election since 2000."  

"Both presidential candidates reacted to the market turmoil today. Barack Obama
laid out a detailed five-part plan, but John McCain's plan is much simpler. He’s
just going to have his wife fix it." 

"Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were
so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case." 

"A Republican politician form Idaho has endorsed Barack Obama. The last time a
Republican switched sides was in an airport men's room."



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