Q: How did Barack Obama win the election?
A: He just shook his head no and blew them all away.

Q: Why does Barack Obama want to stop government wiretapping?
A: He can hear it all himself.


 



Mr. President, you know how they say elephants are afraid of mice, are you?
question from a first grader in Chicago

Obama's ears are so big he heard the sun come up this morning.