Question:
What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?

Answer:
His followers don't think they're funny and others don't think they're jokes.


Question:
Why will Air Force One no longer be flight worthy?

Answer:
It will only have a left wing and everyone on board will be sitting on the
left.


Question:
Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?

Answer:
If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.